Yep, I'm officially getting older. Many of you know that I'm one of the older players in the game. I"m not the oldest, but I'm catching up to them! I'm turning 45 this year, so I guess I'm officially middle-aged.

I originally wanted to do another league event joke contest for my birthday. That was a lot of fun last time we did it, and the winning joke was birthday related.

The two lesbians next door gave me a Rolex today, for my Birthday. But I think they misunderstood me when I told them, "for my birthday I wanna watch!"

Pinky-Lu won one Blood Essence for that joke. Even my wife liked that one, and I told her today, "for my birthday, I don't want a Rolex!". We'll do this contest again soon, because it really was that much fun even for me. The prize will be a Blood Essence again. I just haven't had the time to be in-game this weekend.

So what did I get for my birthday? Well, I bought myself a whole bunch of Acclaim coins so I can rock on in the game. I got a bottle of Chivas Regal from my wife's parents, and a whole lot of patience and understanding from my wife. In particular she's not quite sure why I'm fascinated with this game, but I don't understand her interest in television crime shows either.

What I really want for my birthday is a bottle of Pinky-Lu's New Patented Gamer Glue!



The big bottle please!

And many thanks to RedCross for putting that image together. Great work!

- SpearDriver